Comments on: Profesora! Profesora! http://www.aradicalsabbatical.com/2007/10/02/saved/ Hearing loss, sabbatical, life, love, friendships and aging Sat, 19 May 2012 20:51:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: Malisa http://www.aradicalsabbatical.com/2007/10/02/saved/#comment-47 Malisa Wed, 03 Oct 2007 00:19:54 +0000 http://www.aradicalsabbatical.com/2007/10/02/saved/#comment-47 Remember “All it was was Football”? This is a parody on that.. “All it was was Pearl’s Grad School”. This is the story of a sweet naive little Jewish woman who goes back to graduate school. And when told that exams for Jewish people can be delayed and give her more time to prepare… what’s she say? “I’m not religious”! Amazing! It’s one for the books! Now tell me how in the world she would not have figured out long before that the exam was on a Jewish holiday… and that she being Jewish would be eligible to delay her exam is beyond me! Are we sure she’s Jewish? I think she’s pulling the wool over our eyes. Can we be sure she’s even in Long Island in a Jewish community when sukkot is not spell according to tradition? Do we think she even has fruit for the holiday? Guess we need to get out a book! And are we sure she’s in graduate school. Can anyone believe that a graduate student wouldn’t know all the ins and outs for getting the best advantages in school? And what’s she taking an ORAL language class, when she professes to have a hearing loss? And then asks “how can I hear to take an oral exam?” Amazing, but it’s in the internet record book! Now all turn to page 69 and we’ll sing a verse or two…. clap along please Little Pearlie, a sweet girly was noted for being a jew Several tests came, and our great dame Lost her way and was without a clue. She thought our humor was completely missing thought our jokes were all about dissing! And we all watch her go down that path… And would thank her for the big LAUGH! Now.. it’s in the book! We do love you Pearl! Sometimes! LOL Hugs, Malisa Remember “All it was was Football”? This is a parody on that.. “All it was was Pearl’s Grad School”. This is the story of a sweet naive little Jewish woman who goes back to graduate school. And when told that exams for Jewish people can be delayed and give her more time to prepare… what’s she say? “I’m not religious”!

Amazing! It’s one for the books!

Now tell me how in the world she would not have figured out long before that the exam was on a Jewish holiday… and that she being Jewish would be eligible to delay her exam is beyond me! Are we sure she’s Jewish?

I think she’s pulling the wool over our eyes. Can we be sure she’s even in Long Island in a Jewish community when sukkot is not spell according to tradition? Do we think she even has fruit for the holiday?

Guess we need to get out a book!

And are we sure she’s in graduate school. Can anyone believe that a graduate student wouldn’t know all the ins and outs for getting the best advantages in school? And what’s she taking an ORAL language class, when she professes to have a hearing loss? And then asks “how can I hear to take an oral exam?”

Amazing, but it’s in the internet record book!

Now all turn to page 69 and we’ll sing a verse or two…. clap along please

Little Pearlie, a sweet girly was noted for being a jew Several tests came, and our great dame Lost her way and was without a clue.

She thought our humor was completely missing thought our jokes were all about dissing!

And we all watch her go down that path… And would thank her for the big LAUGH!

Now.. it’s in the book!

We do love you Pearl! Sometimes! LOL Hugs, Malisa

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